Play Version Two

[I do not have my first version of my play because it would not copy and paste into the blog post, and in doing so I lost my original copy. So the only version I have now to post is the second revised vision. enjoy. or not. it's up to you. do whatever you want. I don't care. Bye]

Hank always thought that he would never find the right woman, someone who he could connect with intellectually. Every person he’s met he has found one reason or another of why they aren’t for him. He was looking for someone who enjoyed intelligent music, and most over anything someone who liked to read, and by read not kid books like Harry Potter but real books that a grown person would read.
HANK
So Doug, you got any plans for this weekend?
DOUG
Eh, not really, just gonna hang out I think.
HANK
That sounds…pretty lame if you ask me.
DOUG
Yeah dude totally. What’d you got goin’ on?
HANK
I got a few dates set up.
DOUG
Nice man, nice.
HANK
Well you know me.
DOUG
Yeah I do, and you always blow it.
HANK
How do I blow it?
DOUG
You’re standards are just too high.
HANK
I just want someone smart, everyone today is so dumb and doesn’t think. I want someone who thinks, and makes me think.
DOUG
Good Luck.
HANK
Thanks.
HANK
[while walking to the car]
So I was thinking we’d just do something simple tonight and just go get some dinner. How’s that sound to you?
JUILIA
[also walking to the car]
That sounds just perfect.
HANK
[getting into the car]
Great.
JUILIA
Great.
HANK
So are you reading anything lately? Any good books?
JUILIA
Oh, I don’t really like to read too much, I’d rather just sit and watch “Lost”
HANK
Get out.
[HANK unlocks her door.]
JUILIA
What?
HANK
GET OUT OF THE CAR!!!
JUILIA
Are you serious?
HANK
Yes! Now get the hell out of my car!
JUILIA
You’re such a jerk!
HANK
Get out of the car!
[JUILIA gets out of the car slamming the door furiously.]
Hank’s Next Date.
HANK
[driving in his car normally]
Alright, I have to ask you…What CDs are in your player lately?
EMILY
Lately I can’t stop listening to the new Lil’ Way-
HANK
[slams on the brake and unlocks the doors]
Get out of the car!
EMILY
Are you kidding me?
HANK
Nope. Now get the hell out of my car, and listen to some real music!
EMILY
[getting out of the car]
You’re an ass!

HANK
Well at least I know music that isn’t crap!
Hank’s Next Date.
HANK
[while driving the car]
So what books are you reading lately?
LAUREN
I’m actually in the middle of a book right now.
HANK

[whispering quietly to himself] Oh my god she reads. Yay! [To LAUREN] What book is it?
LAUREN
Well a friend suggested I read The Catcher in the Rye so I’m in the middle of that right now.
HANK
[whispering quietly to himself] Not bad, not bad. [To LAUREN] So who would you say your favorite band is?
LAUREN
Oh. Definitely Fall Out Boy
HANK
[slams on the breaks]
Get out of the car.
LAUREN
I can’t believe you!
HANK
I can’t believe you listen to Fall Out Boy!
Hank’s Next Date.
HANK
[while driving the car]
So Danielle, Are you reading any books lately?
DANIELLE
Yeah! Actually I’m in the middle of reading The God Delusion by Richard Dawkins.
HANK
That book is great. I can’t believe someone who actually knows that book too! What kind of music are you listening to lately?
DANIELLE
I’m really into The Mars Volta, and Bad Religion.
HANK
I think I love you.
The Next Monday
HANK
[while walking into the room]
Hey Doug, how was your weekend?
DOUG
Oh my God it was amazing! It was so much better than I thought it would, holy crap dude holy crap!
HANK
Woah dude, chill out and tell me what happened.
DOUG
I ran into three girls who all said that their dates had all kicked them out of the car in the middle of the date, and they were left to walk. What jackasses!
HANK
Yeah…what jackasses.